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As news broke of the real identity of "Joe the Plumber," the now ubiquitous figure in the third presidential debate, the editorial team at findingDulcinea had a variety of responses, all in the comedic vein.
First, we realized we missed Joe Six-Pack and wanted to bring him back for some more laughs. So some of us renamed ourselves according to the alcoholic beverage that best describes us:
Anne Cabernet Sauvignon
Emily Maker's Mark
Anne Wild Turkey
Haley Boxed Wine
Liz Gluten-Free Beer
We're waiting for the presidential or vice presidential candidates to call out our respective demographics at a rally.
Emily Maker's Mark imagined that perhaps Joe Six-Pack's name is derived from his wife's maiden name, Six, and his own last name, Pack.
Adam Gin-n-Tonic suggested that to save money, Joe should buy in bulk and change his name to Joe Case of 24.
Moving on to Joe the Plumber, Anne Wild Turkey, who wrote our story on Plumbergate, quoted Jimi Hendrix, asking, "Hey Joe, where you going / with that plunger in your hand?"
Anne Cabernet Sauvignon pointed out that Joe the Plumber "describes himself as a freelance toilet-fixer. So does my husband."
Of course, these are in addition to the slew of plumber jokes available on the Internet.
Read our news coverage of Joe the Plumber (real name Samuel J. Wurzelbacher) in Beyond the Headlines.